Always Looking For Someone Else To Blame
I was walking to my car after work and a coworker was already at her car. She saw me and started ranting about some damage done to her car. I asked her what was wrong and she said her car was all scratched up by a coworker of ours and to come to look.
Coworker: “That b**** scratched up my car and [Boss] didn’t do anything about it. Just look at it.”
I looked at the damage: a bunch of scratches above and on the inside area of the driver’s door handle.
Me: “Oh… That… looks like it was caused by long nails.”
Coworker: *Stutters* “Uh, yeah, she had long nails. I can’t believe she did this.”
She ranted a bit more but trailed off and got in her car and just left. Her nails? Suuuuper long and, oddly enough, the same color as the scratches on her car.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?