Always Exorcise Before Eating

| Pennsylvania, USA | Right | October 31, 2011

(I’m serving a lady who has come in with her two grandsons. While they are waiting for their food to come from the
kitchen, she flags me down.)

Customer: “Excuse me, could I have another glass of water?”

Me: “Sure! I’ll bring that right over for you.”

(I walk over to the waitress’ station, get her a glass of water, and bring it back.)

Customer: *in a creepy, fake child’s voice* “Thank you, mommy!”

(I walk away as quickly as possible. Even her grandsons look confused. For the rest of the night, though, she acts completely normal, as if nothing happened.)

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    Title makes 0 sense.