Always Exorcise Before Eating
Restaurant | Right | October 31, 2011
(I’m serving a lady who has come in with her two grandsons. While they are waiting for their food to come from the kitchen, she flags me down.)
Customer: “Excuse me, could I have another glass of water?”
Me: “Sure! I’ll bring that right over for you.”
(I walk over to the waitress’ station, get her a glass of water, and bring it back.)
Customer: *in a creepy, fake child’s voice* “Thank you, mommy!”
(I walk away as quickly as possible. Even her grandsons look confused. For the rest of the night, though, she acts completely normal, as if nothing happened.)
