That Wall Will Never Be Built

(I’m at my in-laws’ house, celebrating my mother-in-law’s birthday. My husband’s grandma asks when the pictures were taken.)

Me: “They were taken before I was pregnant with [Daughter]. I think September 2015.”

Father-In-Law: “Yeah, but we just barely got them up on the walls.”

Grandma: “Looks like it’s time to take some new ones, because [Brother-in-Law], [Sister-in-Law], and [Daughter] have joined the family.”

Father-In-Law: *laughs* “It took us four years to get [My Name] on the wall, so you guys will be lucky to be up there sooner than that!”