Always After The Next Best Thing
Caller: “Is [Colleague] there?”
Me: “No, I’m afraid she’s left for the day. Is there anything I can help with?”
Caller: “Yes, I was wondering if she had a p-word?”
Me: “Sorry?”
Caller: “You know, a partner? A boyfriend?”
Me: “I’m sorry? Yes, I’m afraid she does. Is there anything else I can help with?”
Caller: “Yes, uh, do you have a boyfriend?”
Me: “Uh, yes, I do.”
Caller: “Oh, right, that’s a shame. You sound like a lovely girl. Is there anyone else in your shop without a boyfriend?”
Me: “Uh, no, I’m afraid everyone here is married.”
Caller: “Are they all faithful?”
Me: *speechless*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?