Always A Barista, Never A Bride
(An older gentleman comes in to order his coffee. He is a regular customer and a lot of times his wife will come in with him, but today she is running late.)
Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “Just coffee.”
Me: “Alright, that’ll be $1.50.”
Customer: “Are you somebody’s bride?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “You know, a wife. Are you somebody’s wife?”
Me: “Not last time I checked, no.”
Customer: “Because I need a bride to warm my hands on and mine is nowhere to be found.”
Me: “Oh. Let’s hope she gets here soon, then.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
