Alvin, Simon, And Theodoooooooooooore!

| Romantic | December 6, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are both a bit weird. We’re talking on Skype. I have a cold and am hoarse and feverish.)

Me: “Hang on. I’ve got to blow my nose again.” *blows nose*

Boyfriend: *snickers* “Honey, you sound like an elephant when you do that.”

Me: “I was honestly waiting for you to say that!”

Boyfriend: “Why?”

Me: “Well, when I was sick last time and I puked, you told me I sounded like a dog. It wasn’t that much of a leap.”

Boyfriend: “Well, I can’t help it. When you puke, you sound like a dog. When you blow your nose, you sound like an elephant. And when you orgasm, you sound like a chipmunk!”

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