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| Related | August 14, 2012

(I’m babysitting my eight-year-old cousin at my house.)

Cousin: *points to a cage* “What’s that?”

Me: “My hamsters.” *pokes cage to make them show up* “See? They’re similar to mice.”

Cousin: “Aw, they’re cute! Can they have babies?”

Me: “Nope.”

Cousin: “Why?”

Me: “You need a girl hamster and a boy hamster to have baby hamsters. I have two boy hamsters, so they can’t have babies.”

(Later, when my aunt comes to pick up her, she wants to show her two-year-old brother my new pets.)

Cousin: “Come and see! Our cousin’s got gay hamsters!”

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