Also Hates Dragonfruit
(I am with my nine-year-old sister and my boyfriend:)
Boyfriend: *to me* “You’re an iguana!”
Sister: “I don’t like iguanas!”
Me: “True, you don’t like any lizards.”
Sister: “Lizard?! I thought it was a fruit!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?