Already Have What God Is Selling

| Related | February 2, 2016

(My immediate family have recently moved house, along with my cousin who is currently living with us and from a fairly strict Jehovah’s Witness family. The doorbell rings and I answer to find two middle aged women at the door.)

Lady #1: “Hello, Jehovah’s Witnesses here. Would you like to talk about—”

Me: “No, thanks, we’ve already got one.”

Lady #1: *looking confused* “Umm. We’re not selling anything; we’re talking about God. We’re Jehovah’s Witnesses.”

Me: “Yeah, I know. We’ve already got one.”

(I then explained that my cousin was already the same religion but hadn’t joined up with the local Kingdom Hall yet.)

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