Already Getting Ahead In The Relationship

| NY, USA | Romantic | April 9, 2017

(My boyfriend is currently playing ‘For Honor’ on his PS3 while I’m resting my head on his shoulder and cuddling with him, watching him play. In the game, a female character decapitates a couple of knights that she thought were unfit for duty or something. I’m not much of a gamer. The following occurs maybe 30 minutes after this scene.)

Boyfriend: “So glad my girlfriend isn’t crazy.”

Me: “What? Why?”

Boyfriend: “Because she won’t cut off my head if I displease her.”

Me: “Why would I ever— Oh.”

Boyfriend: *grins at me and kisses me on the forehead before going back to the game*

Some Knight From The Game: “Don’t encourage her.”

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