Almost In Sync
(I get into bed first and wait for my husband, in hopes that he will give me a back massage before we go to sleep.)
Husband: *after climbing into bed* “Don’t you want to be closer to me?”
Me: “Nope. I already got comfortable.”
Husband: “Oh, so everything’s all about you?”
Me: “No, not always.”
Both Of Us: *in unison* “Just almost always!”
(We laughed together.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
