Almost As Bad As The Large Hadron Collider
Customer: “Hey, what’s the deal with this cherry slushie?”
Me: “Sorry, sir?”
Customer: “It’s WHITE!”
Me: “Yes, sir…”
Customer: “Why isn’t it RED?!”
Me: “Sir, the watermelon flavor is red.”
Customer: “That’s sacrilegious!”
Me: “Sir, the color does not make a difference in the flavor.”
Customer: “You should be ashamed!”
Customer’s Wife: “Okay, let’s just let the man do his job, it’s not his fault for the color of the slushies.”
Customer: “It’s embarrassing!”
Customer’s Wife: *to me* “I’m sorry…”
Me: “Have a nice day.”
Customer: “YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
