Almost As Bad As “If It Doesn’t Scan It Must Be Free”
I take to-go orders at a local bistro. I see a customer standing off by himself, and I’m not sure if he has been helped.
Me: “Have you been helped yet?”
Customer: “No one can help me except a psychiatrist.” *Winks*
Me: “…”
Customer: “Anyway, the order’s name is [Customer].”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
