Allergy Season Nightmare
Me: “Thank you for calling [Tech Support]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Customer: *yelling* “IS THIS TECH SUPPORT?!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, it is. How can I help you?”
Customer: “My Internets are broken and I need you to fix it now.”
Me: “Okay, what’s your account number?”
Customer: “Ugh. You can’t just see it?”
Me: “No, ma’am, I have to look it up in our database.”
Customer: “S***. Fine, it’s [number].”
Me: “All right, just a moment here while I bring up the info…”
Customer: “Just hurry it up, will you?”
Me: “Okay, it’s coming up now…”
Customer: *sneezes*
(About ten seconds pass in silence. I can hear children talking in the background.)
Customer: “Excuse me…”
(I stay quiet, assuming she’s talking to the children.)
Customer: “EXCUSE ME!”
Me: “Sorry, were you speaking to me?”
Customer: “YES, YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE F*** is WRONG with you people?”
Me: “I’m sorry? I’m not sure I understand…”
Customer: “I SNEEZED AND YOU DIDN’T BLESS ME! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF ATHEIST?! DON’T YOU REALIZE WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON’T BLESS SOMEONE WHEN THEY SNEEZE?”
Me: “Actually, ma’am, I really don’t, but I apol–”
Customer: *interrupting* “YOU’RE A F****** HEATHEN! I HOPE YOU BURN IN H*** FOR THIS YOU…” *continues screaming*
Me: “Ma’am, I apologize if I’ve offended. I’ve found your account information, and it looks like your service was terminated three months ago.”
Customer: “YES! THAT’S HOW LONG IT’S BEEN DOWN! WHY CAN’T YOU FIX IT?!”
Me: “Because you don’t have an account with us anymore. You were canceled because of non-payment. If you’d like, I can transfer you to billing, and–”
Customer: *unintelligible screaming then hangs up*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.