Allergic To Common Sense, Part 27

I am a manager at a pizza place taking an order over the phone.

Customer: “Get me a veggie pizza.”

I comply and enter the order. She calls back about twenty minutes after getting her order and starts yelling.

Me: “What is wrong with the pizza?”

Customer: “There are onions on the pizza!”

Me: “Onions come on the veggie pizza.”

Customer: “Not only am I severely allergic to them, but I’ve already eaten two slices!”

If she were “severely allergic”, she would already be suffering by now, I think?

I convince her to bring the pizza back, and I can make her a new pizza without onions for free. She brings back the pizza. When she comes into the store, I greet her and give her the new pizza.

Me: *Opening the old pizza box* “Ma’am, there are only two slices left in here.”

Customer: “I got hungry on the way.” *Walks out*

Related:
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 26
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 25
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 24
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 23
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 22