Three Way Calling
(I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a few months. I am checking my phone while we ride the train into the city. My phone case is green and has a monster face on it.)
Boyfriend: “Didn’t you have a pink phone case?”
Me: “No… I’ve had this one since I met you. That must be your other girlfriend.”
Boyfriend: “Oh, right. I should call her… Can I use your phone?”