Trash-Talking Ponies
Manager: “[My Name], can you help that customer?”
Assistant Manager: “[My Name], can you get those wings? Remember, make three kinds from two bags.”
Me: “Yeah, yeah, I got it.”
(The oven begins to buzz.)
Assistant Manager: “[My Name], can you put price tags on these cups of chicken
salad?”
Me: “Hang on; I’m trying to do four things at once here.”
Manager: “[My Name], can you take out the trash?”
Me: “Make that five things.”
Assistant Manager: “Heh heh.”
Me: “Anything else?”
Assistant Manager: “Yeah, I want a pony. No, wait, make that a unicorn!”
Me: “Well, [Local University]’s mascot is the Pegasus. I don’t know about unicorns, but maybe they have one of those there.”
Assistant Manager: “I don’t want a Pegasus; I want a unicorn! No, wait. I want Rainbow Brite’s horse! Ugh… that was one of my favorite cartoons and now I can’t remember its name!”
Me: “Well, s***, don’t ask me what it is.”
Manager: “…Starlite?”
(Our manager is a 39-year-old man.)
Me: “Ooookay, that’s it. I’m outta here. I’m outta here before I inhale some pixie dust or something.”
(I grabbed the trash cart and headed out of the department as both managers began cracking up.)