(The first semester of my senior year was spent away from my usual school. When I come back, I am disappointed that all my classes will be more review of material that I have already covered in my first semester. This is in English class where I’m distracted helping a friend with a calculus proof he’d been working on for months.)
Teacher: “So who wrote that, do you suppose, Mr. [My Name].”
Me: “Lord Byron.”
Teacher: “You’ve been reading that math and not paying attention in my class. How did you know the answer?”
Me: “I covered all the 19th century poets last semester.”
Teacher: “You couldn’t have. We only cover them second semester.”
Me: “I wasn’t here at [School].” *looking down at the paper, mumbling* “Great, now where was I?”
Teacher: “You will pay attention in my class!”
Me: “I’m trying to, but you are distracting them.” *pointing to the rest of the class*
(She glared for a bit, but decided it wasn’t worth more argument. I aced the class.)