All You Need Is Love, And Minions

| Romantic | December 5, 2011

(My girlfriend is a science major. We often joke about her being a mad scientist who will take over the world. We’re in different parts of the state for summer break. She’s working backstage with a local singing group.)

Girlfriend: “Miss you too. I’m working backstage today. Friday and Saturday. So much singing!”

Me: “Oh, I didn’t know. Have fun.”

Girlfriend: “No worries. I forgot to tell you, and I have minions to do the work anyways.”

Me: “Yay, minions! When we take over the world I’ll make sure you always have minions.”

Girlfriend: “Yay! I love minions. But not as much as I love you.”

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