All You Can Eat Leads To Defeat

| USA | Friendly | October 21, 2014

(My roommate and I go to an Italian restaurant chain for dinner. I have a seasonal special they offer; basically, an all-you-can-eat deal. After one too many bowls of pasta, I feel I can barely move and text a friend about my foolishness.)

Me: “Please don’t let me do that again. The all-you-can-eat at [Restaurant].”

Friend: “But now you’re a bigger man because you did.”

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