All Wound Up About The Clock
(When my parents taught me to read a clock growing up, I had issues with 12-hour time. Since my dad worked in an industrial plant which operated on 24-hour time, they tried that and I found that naturally easier. It is my first day of Kindergarten; the teacher is setting expectations with all us kids.)
Teacher: “So you will be coming here Monday to Friday at 12 noon, and then your parents will come pick you up at 3 o’clock.”
(I start bawling.)
Teacher: “What’s wrong?”
Me: “I can’t stay until 3 o’clock!”
Teacher: “Why not?”
Me: “Bed-time is 20 o’clock!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?