All Work And No Play(Boy)

(I am a female nurse. I am working the night shift. Since it is often slow, I take out an old Game Boy to keep myself awake. I go to the break-room to get it.)

Me: “Oh, c***! I forgot my Playboy!”

(All my coworkers burst out laughing. I turn red, realizing what I said.)

Me: “Oh, I mean my Game Boy!”

Coworker #1: Are you sure about that?

Coworker #2: “Yeah! You’re pretty perverted. We know! Miss naughty nurse!”