All Those Commercials Are To Make You Want Chips

(I am female, and came out to my dad a little over ten years ago. We’re watching a comedy station shortly after and some of the commercials are a bit risqué, depicting scantily clad women. I don’t want my dad to feel weird because he’s accepted me but I’m not trying to throw it in his face so I’ve been getting up when the show breaks and pacing the kitchen. Around the fourth commercial break I sigh and get up again.)

Dad: “Hey, while you’re in there trying not to make it obvious you’re pacing anxiously, could you bring me a bag of chips?”