All The News That’s Fated To Print
Convenience Store | Right
| March 2, 2012
(Note: this takes place on a Friday afternoon.)
Customer: “Excuse me, I know you’re probably not supposed to do this, but can I have Sunday’s paper?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Sunday’s paper. I’d like the coupons.”
Me: “We actually don’t have any leftover—”
Customer: “Leftover? No, no. I mean this coming Sunday.”
Me: *confused* “But it’s Friday.”
Customer: “I know, but I want to get a head start!”
