All Sold Out Of Death Notes
(The bookstore is located in the center of town, so we often have peculiar occurrences.)
Me: “Hi there, sir. Is there anything I can help you with today?”
Customer: “I’m looking for a card.”
Me: “Our card section is right this way. What occasion did you need the card for?”
Customer: “I’m looking for a card for my enemy.”
Me: “Um, okay—”
Customer: “I want it to say ‘DIE, B*STARD, DIE!'”
Me: “I’m… afraid we don’t actually have any cards to fit your needs. Your best bet is to try down the road at [Competitor’s] store.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?