All Sold Out Of Death Notes

(The bookstore is located in the center of town, so we often have peculiar occurrences.)

Me: “Hi there, sir. Is there anything I can help you with today?”

Customer: “I’m looking for a card.”

Me: “Our card section is right this way. What occasion did you need the card for?”

Customer: “I’m looking for a card for my enemy.”

Me: “Um, okay—”

Customer: “I want it to say ‘DIE, B*STARD, DIE!'”

Me: “I’m… afraid we don’t actually have any cards to fit your needs. Your best bet is to try down the road at [Competitor’s] store.”

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