All Signs Point To Duh, Part 3

| Bethlehem, PA, USA | Right | July 22, 2011

(A mother, daughter, and a son who looks to be around 15 years old are sitting near the door. As they are getting ready to leave, the son wanders over to the door. In very large, clear letters, the door saysEmergency Door Only” and “Alarm Will Sound If Door Is Opened”. He looks up, sees the sign, and without hesitating, he opens the door. Sure enough, the alarm sounds.)

Me: “Sir, why did you open the fire door?”

Customer: “I didn’t know it was ” an alarm door! How the h*** w

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