All Quiet On The Modern Front
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How may I help you?”
Caller: “My talk commands aren’t working on my computer.”
Me: “Your speech commands? Well, tell me what’s the problem.”
Caller: “I keep telling my computer to turn on, but it won’t.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but the speech commands only work if the computer is already on.”
Caller: “Then what’s the point of them?”
Me: “They make things easier once the computer is on.”
Caller: “How do I get my computer on if it won’t listen?!”
Me: “Just turn it on like normal.”
Caller: “I don’t want to! That’s why I enabled the god-d**n speech commands!” *click*
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