All Names Are Just Noises
Atlanta, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Georgia, Hardware Store, USA, Wordplay | Right
| September 13, 2021
Customer: “I need… warshmalabber.”
Employee: “Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. What exactly do you need?”
Customer: “Uh… I need, um, wamshlabber.”
Employee: “I don’t know what that is.”
Customer: “You know, a warshlamber. For indoor plumbing.”
Employee: “Could you describe it?”
Customer: *Suddenly looking embarrassed* “I have no idea what it is. I just hoped I could make the same noises my boss did and not have to tell him I had no idea what he meant.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
