All Is Fair In Love And War
(A friend of mine has told me he’s had feelings for me since the end of last year.)
Me: “That’s sweet of you but… I’m still with [boyfriend].”
Friend: *pause* “You know what I like to think of this?”
Me: “What’s that?”
Friend: “A metaphor of Stalingrad.”
Me: “Stalingrad?”
Friend: “Yeah, because he’s German, and I’m Russian, and you’re like Stalingrad. Both sides are fighting for it to the death, or in this case… to the heartbreak.”
Me: “Th-that… that’s strangely accurate.”
Friend: “I WILL NOT RETREAT. NEVER!”
(Two months after this conversation, I have since stopped seeing my current ex, and have been dating my friend.)
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