All Is Fair In Love And War

| Romantic | December 26, 2013

(My girlfriend and I are both skilled in martial arts. One day we are sparring, and I’m starting to get the upper hand. Suddenly, she stops. She faces me and kisses me on the nose.)

Girlfriend: “I love you!”

Me: “What?”

(She then proceeds to grab me, flip me over her shoulder, and pin me to the mat.)

Me: “That’s cheating!”

Girlfriend: “Not when I say I love you!”

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