Alcohol Related Violence

(I am eighteen months old and my little brother has just been born. My parents have friends around to meet him and they’re all sitting together drinking juice. I am sitting next to my parents playing with a new baby doll.)

Aunt: “A toast to my new nephew! Cheers!”

(Everyone clinks their glasses together. I suddenly grab my baby doll by the feet and hit my new baby brother in the head with it.)

Me: “Cheers!”