Ain’t That A Kick In The Pants
(I’m reading when I hear my boyfriend scream.)
Me: “What happened?”
Boyfriend: “I hit my forehead!”
Me: “Aww, here’s a kiss. ”
(I kiss him on the forehead.)
Boyfriend: “You know, I also hit my crotch…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
