Ain’t Got A Garlic Of Sense

Me: “[Boss], I used up the last of the garlic making the potatoes. Do you want me to run across the street to [supermarket] to get some?”

Boss: “No, I’ll get it later.”

(Two days later…)

Me: “[Boss], I noticed you didn’t get any garlic yet. I’m running across the street to [supermarket] on my break. Do you want me to get some?”

Boss: “No, I’ll get it later.”

(Five days after that…)

Boss: “Why isn’t there any garlic? I can’t make potatoes! You have to tell me as soon as we’re out of anything! Why didn’t you tell me?!”