Ah, Students
(A group of students comes into the bar dressed as cavemen, complete with wigs and squeaky plastic clubs.)
Caveman #1: *banging squeaky club on bar* “Ugg!”
Me: *stares at him in disbelief*
Caveman #1: “Ugg! Ugg!” *bang* *squeak*
Me: *still maintaining silence*
Caveman #2: “Are we getting service here or not?!” *bang* *squeak*
(A crescendo of grunting student cavemen start to bang each other on the heads with the squeaky clubs and proceed to upset the other punters.)
Me: “Right, that’s enough! You’re not getting f-ugg-ing served and you’re all f-ugg-ing barred!”
(The cavemen left only to be replaced by a group of student girls dressed as nuns. They all got a free drink.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.