Ah, Marriage
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Pizza Restaurant], would you like to hear about our specials?”
Customer: “I was wondering if you could make your Delite pizzas in the family size.”
Me: “I apologize, but we only serve the Delite pizzas in the large.”
Customer: “… but I want the Delite in the family size.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but the thin crust only comes in the large size.”
Customer: “I don’t want the large size! I want the family!”
(I hear her husband yelling at her in the background.)
Customer’s Husband: “She already told you they don’t make it in the family size!”
Customer: “I know that. But I want the family size.”
Customer’s Husband: “JUST GET THE LARGE!”
(The couple continues to argue for a minute or so before I interrupt them.)
Me: “I’m sorry, but is there something else we could get you?”
Customer: “NO! I DON’T WANT YOUR GODD**N PIZZA!” *slams down phone*
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