Ah, Democracy
(It’s the day of the 2016 elections. I’ve just arrived to work.)
Me: “Hey, [Supervisor]. Do you want me in the lobby or the drive-up?”
Supervisor: “Your choice!”
Customer #1: “Hey! You cut in front of me!”
Customer #2: “You just told the teller you weren’t ready! I am ready, so I will go first!”
Customer #1: “You dodo bird. Must be a [Presidential Candidate] voter.”
(The entire lobby goes quiet and looks at [Customer #2].)
Customer #2: “You know what? I’ll just come back later.” *calmly walks out*
Customer #1: “So entitled and arrogant. I just know he’s a [Candidate] supporter. Did you know they’re trying to rig the voting machines? Ha! Like anyone in this area would vote for [Candidate].” *walks out, still talking to himself*
Me: “Ah… drive-up. I pick drive-up.”
Supervisor: “Yeah, I think I’ll join you.”
Coworker: “HEY! Don’t leave me alone up here! This city has turned into crazy town!”