Ah, College, Part 2
(I’m a bouncer in a college bar where you must be 21. Lots of underage people try coming in with fake IDs.)
Me: “Can I see your ID?”
College Student: “Yeah…”
(He hands me an ID that says he is 20.)
Me: “Um, you are only 20.”
College Student: “Yeah, you can read a birthday! Can I go in now?”
Me: “You have to be 21 to get in.”
College Student: “Oh… *hands me a fake ID* “…how about now?”
Me: “Now you just lost your fake ID.”
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