Age Of Consentennial

My grandma is 101 years old this year. I asked her how she managed to live so long, and she said:

Grandma: “It certainly wasn’t healthy living. No, God’s punishing me for all the sex.”

Me: *Chuckling.* “I know I’ve got three aunts and two uncles, but was that really enough to draw God’s ire?”

Grandma: “No, I mean after your grandpa died.”

Me: “But surely you’re done with that now?”

Grandma: “My boyfriend’s coming over later tonight. I sure as hell am not done yet.”

Me: “Wow. I hope I have the energy to carry on like that when I’m your age.”

Grandma: “If you sin enough, maybe you’ll be able to, too.”