Age Is But A Number
(A girl, no older than seven, is counting items on the shelves.)
Me: “So, you like to count? What’s your favorite number?”
Girl: *cheerfully* “69!”
Me: *pause and glance at her mother* “Oh, that’s gr–”
Mother: *nervously* “Uh, um, her grandma just turned 69 today. She didn’t mean that!” *drags her daughter away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
