Age Gap Mishap, Part 2

(I’m eight years older than my wife.)

Wife: “I just found out something disturbing. There’s less of an age difference between you and [Younger Sister-in-Law]’s father than there is between me and you.”

Me: “…do you want to leave now? Shall I help you pack your bags?”

Wife: “Who said I was the one who’d be leaving? You can pack YOUR bags.”

Me: “Okay, shall I pack my bags and go, then?”

Wife: “Nah. I don’t know how to work the PlayStation.”