Afterlife After Hours
Construction | Right
| January 12, 2017
(We are working in what used to be an old-fashioned hardware shop, turning it into offices. The front door is open. A member of the public sticks their head round the door…)
Man: “Are you reopening?”
Me: “As offices. Sorry.”
Man: “Where has the old bloke gone?”
Me: “He died. The business closed.”
Man: “Yes, but where did he go?”
Me: “That rather depends on your views on the afterlife.”
Man: “I mean, where is he running his shop now?”
Me: “I’m sorry. He’s dead. The shop is closed.”
Man: “…” *walks off*
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