Adopting A Sense Of Humor, Part 7

| Related | November 10, 2015

(We are learning about statistics in high school, and we are each given a survey to answer, and also to give to five people. I am giving it to my mom.)

Me: “Mom, I have a survey from math class that I am supposed to give to five people. Can I survey you?”

Mom: “Sure!”

Me: *reading the rules* “I will give you the survey in interview form. Please answer every question honestly. Some of the questions will be somewhat personal, so you have every right to skip those. Are you ready to begin?”

Mom: “Yup!”

(I start reading her the questions. Everything is going fine until we reach this one.)

Me: *not paying attention* “Are you a virgin?”

(Mom instantly bursts out laughing. I wonder what she is laughing about, until I realize what I had asked her.)

Mom: “Honey, there’s something I need to tell you.”

Me: “What is it?”

Mom: “Honey… you’re adopted.”

Me: “REALLY?!”

Mom: “No.”


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