Adopting A New Circle Of Friends

| Friendly | January 31, 2016

(I’m in a voice chat app with a group of guys. The youngest guy in the group, Person #1, is jokingly talking about other guys in the chat being his parents.)

Person #1: “The funny thing is, I’m half Irish and half Hispanic. [Person #2] is Irish and [Person #3] is Hispanic! So if [Person #2] is my daddy, then [Person #3] is mommy!”

Person #3: “What!? No!”

Person #2: “I already told you I’m not your dad.”

Person #1: “Yes, you are!”

(A little while later:)

Person #3: “[Person #1], you’re adopted.”

Person #1: “Mommy, noooooo!”

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