Adding Some Spice To Their Cheesy Romance

| Romantic | October 6, 2014

(My fiancé and I are lying in bed after I get our son to sleep. I nuzzle up to him, getting a little handsy when I notice a packet of something under his butt. I pull it out wondering why he has a condom (we no longer need them), when I find it’s a packet of crushed red pepper.)

Me: “Trying to spice things up?”

Fiancé: “Yeah! I figured, they have the hot and cold stuff, so why not even hotter?”

Me: “Hon, BURNING is usually a bad thing. But seriously, what is this doing in here?”

Fiancé: “I have no idea.”

Me: “I thought it was a condom, but I was confused since we don’t need any. Unless you were cheating on me while I wasn’t home today.”

Fiancé: “Right, when our son had barely fallen asleep before you got home, I had SO much time.”

Me: *laughing* “I know. Still, what the heck? And where’s the parmesan packet?”

Fiancé: “Dessert?”

Me: “Right. I’d like to see that.”

Fiancé: “Challenge accepted.”

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