Adding Fuel To The Fire

| Friendly | January 27, 2015

(I’m in Boy Scouts, and we go on a camp out every month. We have a great patrol, except for one kid, who’s an idiot, but we have to let him do some stuff, or he gets mad and we get in trouble. We get up and hook the stove to the propane tank, and tell him to check for anything that may leak. He glances at it for a moment, and says it’s good. He’s been doing okay this time, so we believe him. I always light the stove.)

Me: *lights the stove and a fireball erupts, and the propane tank bursts into flames* “HOLY S***! EVERYONE BACK!”

Idiot: “I got it!”

(He starts filling his tiny cup with water slowly, and throwing it on the GAS FIRE.)

All Of Us: “YOU IDIOT, GET AWAY FROM THAT!”

(Soon, a scout master rushed over, shoved it into the dirt, and kicked mud on it, putting it out. Lesson learned: ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK, or explode. Your choice.)

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