Adding Flames To The Fire

(We just had a fire drill during our biology class. One student comments on it when we’re all seated again.)

Student: “Uhm, Mrs. [Name]? Don’t you think the siren is a bit too quiet? I think the younger students won’t be able to hear it if they’re loud during class.”

Teacher: “Well… Maybe they don’t deserve to be saved if they’re that loud. Natural selection!”