Adam Sandler: Uncut (Gems)

(At our local arthouse theater, the manager gives a little spiel before the film starts.)

Manager: “And on our other screen, we’re showing [Film], a rare drama starring Adam Sandler. Sandler says if this film isn’t nominated for best picture, he’s going to go out and produce the worst film he can possibly make.”

(Pause.)

Manager: “Of course, he’ll probably do that no matter what’s nominated.”