Actually, There’s Probably An App For That, Part 2
Funny Stories, One-Liner, Oregon, Perfect Comebacks, Portland, Retail, Rude & Risque, USA | Right
| November 25, 2010
(An older gentleman is shopping for his first cell phone.)
Customer: “I need a phone that rings loud. My hearing isn’t so good.”
Me: “Well, this phone has vibrate mode so you can feel it ring.”
Customer: “Vibrate? You mean like a vibrator?”
Me: “Well, I suppose so, yes. But the warranty doesn’t cover liquid damage.”
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