Acting Zodi-Whack

(I am fixing the layout of a page with a coworker.)

Coworker #1: “So, how does this look to you? Should we have those speech bubbles or not?”

Me: “I don’t know. I can’t make any decisions. I am Pisces!”

Coworker #1: “Well who can make them, as I am Pisces too. How about [Coworker #2]?”

Coworker #2: “Oh yes, I am a balanced Libra. Sure you want me to decide it?”

Coworker #3: “How about a lively Gemini?”

Coworker #4: “No, you definitely need a strong Taurus.”

Coworker #5: “What is this fuss?”

Me: “We two are in charge of this page, and both are Pisces. We can’t decide.”

Coworker #5: “Well I’m Pisces too, so can’t help you. Sorry.”

Coworker #1: “That’s alright as long as a bullish Capricorn doesn’t show up.”

Coworker #6: “Well I’m a bullish Aries.”

Me: “One could definitely use a Virgo now.”

Coworker #5: “HOW RIGHT YOU ARE!”